The Latest

Apr 20, 2014 / 95,576 notes

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via borinq)

Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 / 266,163 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via frackingg)

fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING
Apr 16, 2014 / 86,701 notes

fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING

(via kayhayhay)

a-wild-eviee-appears:


trying to go on tumblr at school.
Apr 16, 2014 / 160,505 notes

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

(via zackisontumblr)

Apr 16, 2014 / 93,055 notes

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

image

(via officialswagmom)

Apr 16, 2014 / 453,926 notes

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

(via officialswagmom)

Apr 16, 2014 / 121,383 notes

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

(via officialswagmom)

Apr 16, 2014 / 60,082 notes

beksboys:

"free trial"

image

"all we need is your credit card information"

image

(via borinq)